Axl Rose has the greatest voice of all time?

vocalrange_imageLike, who knew he had that kind of range (other than the millions who listen to his records)?

We all know Mariah Carey can hit the high notes. Just listen to her sing “Emotions.”

I mean that’s one of those songs when you first heard it on the car radio, you pulled over and said, “What the hell was that ??!!?”

But, as the chart above shows, Axl has a wider range. Remember “Don’t Cry”?

He’s all over the place on that one. Yes, he goes nowhere near Mariah on the high notes, but then he’s the one who hits the lowest note.

Remember when Miley Cyrus was wholesome?

Once upon a time, there was a teenage singer who captured the hearts of the folks in the heartland:

At some point she realized that being wholesome could land you a comfortable gig and moderate success doing covers of country songs at Dollywood, but being slutty would make you a global phenom:

I give the kid credit. She knew where one image would lead her, so instead she chose super stardom. That’s an extremely smart business decision, and she’ll be a success for a very long time.

The world’s got talent … of all ages

Remember Susan Boyle and the “Britain’s Got Talent” surprise of 2009?

Well, the Netherlands has the same show, called “Holland‘s Got Talent,” and 9-year-old Amira Willighagen pulled this off:

She says she taught herself to sing by watching YouTube lessons.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Susan Boyle of 2013.

Oh, and don’t forget, “America’s Got Talent,” too. This happened in 2010. Her name is Jackie Evancho, and she was 10 years old at the time and the star of that season: