Axl Rose has the greatest voice of all time?

vocalrange_imageLike, who knew he had that kind of range (other than the millions who listen to his records)?

We all know Mariah Carey can hit the high notes. Just listen to her sing “Emotions.”

I mean that’s one of those songs when you first heard it on the car radio, you pulled over and said, “What the hell was that ??!!?”

But, as the chart above shows, Axl has a wider range. Remember “Don’t Cry”?

He’s all over the place on that one. Yes, he goes nowhere near Mariah on the high notes, but then he’s the one who hits the lowest note.

Remember when Miley Cyrus was wholesome?

Once upon a time, there was a teenage singer who captured the hearts of the folks in the heartland:

At some point she realized that being wholesome could land you a comfortable gig and moderate success doing covers of country songs at Dollywood, but being slutty would make you a global phenom:

I give the kid credit. She knew where one image would lead her, so instead she chose super stardom. That’s an extremely smart business decision, and she’ll be a success for a very long time.