Not really. If you’re a movie fan, you’ve already seen these. If you’re not, they’re so old, you weren’t going to see them anyway.
But the one spoiler that pissed me off years ago was when a New York Times film writer gave away the ending of “Thelma and Louise” several months after the movie opened with a glib line that started something like … “By now, everyone knows that Thelma and Louise …”
I was going to see “Thelma and Louise” that afternoon at a second-run theater that was a lot cheaper than the first run places. I’ve avoided Times reviews ever since.
Good looking people do have it easy. But for me and other deadbeats in the looks department:
Gee, I don’t know. Those orphans are kind of cute. They’ll do well.
OK, I now know my geekdom. I recognize some of these elements. And I’ll go this one better.
Transformium was just discovered a couple of weeks ago (See “Transformers: Age of Extinction.”).
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Let’s just say Dino De Laurentiis was a jerk.
Initially, the thought is that these are car drones, but drones mean that someone is operating them remotely. These are cars that drive themselves.
Which is pretty cool. But remember, one day, Skynet is going to become self aware, and these cars will get you.
I’m confused. What does “Batman Five Superman” mean? (via USA Today).
The director can’t say exactly how the relationship between the two superheroes evolves, “but suffice it to say there is a ‘v’ in between their names” in the movie title, Snyder says. He explains that having the “v” instead of “vs.” is a way “to keep it from being a straight ‘versus’ movie, even in the most subtle way.”
Oh. OK. It’s not a roman numeral. it’s a versus abbreviation.
I’m more confused. You use “v” instead of “vs” when you’re using versus in a legal case (i.e.: Roe v. Wade). Why is Batman taking Superman to the Supreme Court? Why do the filmmakers thing I’d want to see two hours of super litigation?
I was in the mood for a loud mindless roller coaster of a movie filled with explosions, so I went to see “Transformers 4,” because Michael Bay delivers. You don’t expect a storyline that makes sense. You just know things are going to keep moving for three hours.
But the explanation above shows why this is appealing.
For a movie viewer who hates Michael Bay films, I think I’ve seen everything he does. …
Including “Pearl Harbor,” which had the absurd scene of a soldier going to Grand Central Station in New York to get on a train to go fight the war in Europe. Yes, it made no sense, and that was the point where you’re supposed to leave your seat and say, “No. I’m not stupid.”
But, you know, loud mindless roller coaster with explosions.
That’s one way they could have packaged “Toy Story.”
That Jupiter and Saturn rise in the day would be pretty freaky. And we would be going around them, not the other way around.
But then, there was the end of “Melancholia.”
If you saw the movie, you know Jack Bauer kind of wimped out on us in that one.