OK, so that’s French and this video is in German, but the point’s the same. A laughing cow is a jumping cow:
Just another example of animals fully aware of their surroundings. They’ve been cooped up in a barn forever, and they probably knew they were set for slaughter. (And animals are aware when they’re about to be turned into meat. Stand outside an abattoir sometime, and listen to the screams.)
This is like watching a prisoner being released into the world after being stuck forever in solitary confinement.
Last Wednesday, Washington, D.C., had a major snowstorm that closed airports and schools and shut down the government. Today, temperatures are expected to climb into the mid-60s … and yes, it’s February.
Given that Bill Nye the science guy went to the Creation Museum last week and had a “debate” on whether evolution was real, why not just give up and let the God folks determine science and math and history and geology and all that other good stuff that moved us into the 21st century?
Why did Nye not just say, “Are you out of your mind?” When your argument is, “Because God says so,” that immediately means that there is no scientific basis for anything the creationists say. When you pit the peer-reviewed findings of Nobel Prize winning scientists against first century illiteracy (the guys who the books of the Bible were named after were shepherds and fishermen, for God’s sake), why (oh, why?) was the thing they had at the Creation Museum (right here in Kentucky) even thought of as a “debate.” Debate means both sides have strong foundations for their arguments.
When one side’s “argument” over more than an hour has less of a scientific foundation than the theme song of “The Big Bang Theory,” which in its full version lasts about two minutes, calling that a debate is a travesty.
Let me emphasize this the best way I can. Here’s the debate:
Like he says, we spend a tiny amount on foreign aid. And a vast majority of the kids world wide under age 5 die of things that are easily preventable. So there is hope for the future and for more people than you can imagine, things are getting better.
A long, long time ago, when I was young and stupid, I visited a guy in Florida who raised wild animals that performed in television shows and movies. So, as part of the story I was writing, I went into a cage with a lion and with a tiger.
The thing I learned was to make sure the animals had already been fed, and to keep the guy who owned the animals between me and the “pet” at all times.
With that in mind, I still think the guy in this video does not want to be out and about in the wild on a day when these animals are hungry.
It’s cold outside. I hate cold weather. Right now, it’s 2 below zero in Louisville and 21 in Washington, so if I passed out outside, I’d probably freeze to death a couple of minutes faster in Louisville.
But in Washington, it’s windy. Can someone explain the wind chill factor to me?
OK, so with a 25 mile an hour wind, it’s the equivalent of 3 degrees in D.C., and a 15 mile an hour wind it’s the equivalent of 24 below in Louisville.
So passing out is not an option in either place.
For some reason, the only thing I remember about the cold is at 30 below zero in 30 mile an hour winds, flesh freezes in 30 seconds.
I’m frozen, and it didn’t take that long and it didn’t get that cold.
Oh, yeah. And if someone says “Al Gore is fat,” I’m gonna punch him in the mouth.