Mushroom clouds can be beautiful

On the other hand, I’ll just watch them in videos.

This isn’t a nuclear explosion. This is a time-lapse of a natural forming mushroom cloud leading to a thunderstorm in central Illinois last week, according to the Capital Weather Gang. But consider the power of thunderstorms:

The average thunderstorm releases around 10,000,000 kilowatt-hours of energy — the equivalent of a 20-kiloton nuclear warhead.

The upside is you don’t glow in the dark after this happens. The downside is if you get hit by lightning, glowing in the dark doesn’t matter.

It isn’t a UFO … it’s a flying saucer

Flying saucers are real. According to Sploid, we invented them:

The NASA’s Low-Density Supersonic Decelerator (LDSD) project successfully flew a rocket-powered, saucer-shaped test vehicle into near-space in late June from the U.S. Navy’s Pacific Missile Range Facility on Kauai, Hawaii. The goal of this experimental flight test, the first of three planned for the project, was to determine if the balloon-launched, rocket-powered, saucer-shaped, design could reach the altitudes and airspeeds needed to test two new breakthrough technologies destined for future Mars missions.

And the video from NASA shows how the machine worked … or didn’t:

Translation: The thing crashed and burned big time, because the parachute turned into confetti.

 

What if Apollo 11 had been a failure?

President Richard Nixon had a speech prepared in case things went wrong for the first men on the moon, Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, according to Gizmodo. It went:

“Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace will stay on the moon to rest in peace. These brave men, Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, know that there is no hope for their recovery. But they also know that there is hope for mankind in their sacrifice.”

It wasn’t needed.

They were the first to walk on the moon. Fortunately, they weren’t the last.

What do progressives believe?

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) appeared at Netroots Nation Friday and explained it all to you.

Most true Americans believe these things, not the stuff that the Tea Party terrorists stand for, and …

Wait?! Wasn’t that the Incredible Hulk at the end? If we’re gonna fight, and Hulk smash, we will win.