The National Championship skin game

I watched part of the Alabama-Clemson game Monday partly because ESPN had various formats for viewing. I chose the student section view, which consisted of a large stream at the top of the game with two smaller streams underneath of the student sections for Alabama and Clemson.

Not a big college football fan, so I tuned out after a quarter, which admittedly was action packed.

It wasn’t until today that I was aware of the huge controversy surrounding the game.

This:

gallery-1452569506-ciara-cleavage-controversy-1That’s Ciara, someone I never heard of (I’m old, what do you expect), who’s the girlfriend of Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson and the singer of the National Anthem at Monday’s game. Critics say she showed too much skin.

OK. Not to mention this:

Seriously? She showed too much skin? This is nudity?

But no complaints about this:

70827232f52efb6386848a37246322e0Or this:

b65295969d2dfcfa79d5540af11678bfOr this?

f8c3c925f5745b60e056cd4b83eba0b8Am I missing something? Or have these people just lost their minds?

The weird things people google: by state

us-map-of-google-searchesAccording to Geekologie:

This is a US map showing an ’embarrassing’ search term that each state has made significantly more than all the others in the last 11 years. As you can see, South Carolinians want to hear a $6/minute made up story about their future, Georgians want to cook meth, Alabamians want to cook casseroles, and nobody in Mississippi is happy with the size of their dingaling. Rhode Islanders aren’t sure if they should or shouldn’t be happy with the size of their penises, and Marylanders aren’t even sure what their penises are for. Washingtonians don’t know how to dress, Maine is just plain depressing, and Alaska knows what’s up. Vermont is ready to party, Ohio is ready to REALLY party, and vaginas in Missouri shine like disco balls and can be used to illuminate emergency exits.