How to deal with the tiny fingered girl groper’s ‘poll watchers’ and vote riggers

The fruit-fly infested withered tangerine, who Republicans say is the best they can offer as president of the United States, has created a narrative of a rigged election, because he knows a girl is going to kick his ass on Election Day. So he’s called on his stormtrooper minions to harass minorities at their poling places.

When you enter the world of reality, this means that a bunch of goons in open carry states are going to show up at polling areas they don’t belong in, brandishing guns and generally trying to scare people into staying away from the polls, the kind of stuff they do in dictatorships, because the tangerine want to be America’s dictator.

On Election Day (which is Nov. 8, although the moldy fruit told his followers it’s Nov. 28), if a semiautomatic toting Second Amendment fanatic shows up at your polling station, or anyone interferes with your right to vote, do this:


I don’t have to deal with this, because I’ve already voted. But if I was casting my vote on Election Day and saw a numb nut in a Trump T-shirt with an AR-15 at my polling station, I’d immediately call the police on the scumbag and say there’s a guy running around with a gun threatening people. And then, if the cops didn’t do anything, I’d call the feds.

Because people who threaten your right to vote should be thrown in jail. And anyone who tells his followers to intimidate voters should be thrown in jail with them.

Meanwhile, supporters of the ADHD pumpkin are actually trying to rig the election with crap like this:

One person involved in this attempt to rig the vote in the Keystone state is, as expected, a member of the GOP:

[O]ne Western Pennsylvania Republican official circulated an image claiming Pennsylvanians can vote online for Hillary Clinton.

The official, according to a screenshot of a Facebook post, is Murrysville City Councilman Joshua Lorenz. Lorenz, a Republican, was most recently elected in 2015 and his term runs through 2019. He also works for the Meyer Unkovic Scott law firm in Pittsburgh and is the vice president of the Murrysville City Council.

Here’s what the Trumpsucker posted:


He pretended to be outraged by an ad he knew was a lie, fully intending to deceive people into believing that they could vote from home. And this is a Republican elected official.

When Trump supporters talk about locking people up, they need to look in the mirror, because they’re the people committing the crimes.

The Olympic Ticket Scalper

This is from the 2012 Olympics in London. But the really funny part is swimmer Ryan Lochte plays an Olympian who’s mugged and robbed in a foreign country. Now where have we heard that before?

Ryan Lochte, the 12-time Olympic medal winner who claimed to have been robbed here last weekend by men identifying themselves as police officers, issued an apology on Friday “for my behavior” in an episode that has cast a pall over the Games.

The apology came as testimony emerged from other American swimmers challenging Mr. Lochte’s initial version of events. In sworn statements to investigators, the other swimmers described Mr. Lochte, 32, as drunk and unruly, saying he had damaged property at a gas station and later misrepresented what happened.