Bad move by Obama

President Obama made a meaningless gesture in freezing the pay of federal workers. He talks about making sacrifices but manages to forget that government workers already make less than people in the private sector for comparable jobs.

He again falls into the trap of justifying a Republican talking point by doing the very thing people who despise him have been pushing. And, economically, he isn’t addressing the economic crisis with this move, since, as the New York Times says: the $5 billion to be saved over two years will barely dent a deficit that has exceeded $1 trillion for the past two years. And even those savings would be swamped by the multitrillion-dollar costs of the bigger issue dividing Mr. Obama and the Republicans — what parts of the Bush-era tax cuts to extend beyond their Dec. 31 expiration, and for how long.

Lawrence Mishel at the Economic Policy Institute, a progressive think tank in Washington, says: In the context of the deficit, Obama will get chump change from freezing federal pay, and will only enlarge the degree to which federal pay lags that of the private sector (a gap of 22%, according to the federal pay agent’s report. …)

This is another example of the administration’s tendency to bargain with itself rather than Republicans, and in the process reinforces conservative myths, in this case the myth that federal workers are overpaid. Such a policy also ignores the fact that deficit reduction and loss of pay at a time when the unemployment rate remains above 9% will only weaken a too-weak recovery.

Obama’s tendency to compromise with Republicans without getting anything in return is getting tiresome. And with each failure in resolve, he ensures the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.

Paul Krugman, as usual, has the right take on this:

Yep, that’s exactly what we needed: a transparently cynical policy gesture, trivial in scale but misguided in direction, and in effect conceding that your bitter political opponents have the right idea.

We are overdue for a backbone transplant.

The Idoru

Hatsune Miku is a pop princess in Japan. Singing and dancing across the stage with head-to-calf length blue-green hair, she has sold out concerts in Japan and Singapore. She’s 16 years old, is about 5 foot 1, and weighs 92 pounds.

And she isn’t real: She’s a hologram.

According to the Los Angeles Times:

Miku is a singing, digital avatar created by Crypton Future Media that customers can purchase and then program to perform any song on a computer.

Crypton uses voices recorded by actors and runs them through Yamaha Corp.’s Vocaloid software -– marketed as “a singer in a box.” The result: A synthesized songstress that sounds far better than you ever have in your shower.

When my wife told me about her today, I thought she was referring to the character in William Gibson‘s 1996 science-fiction novel “Idoru.” (Idoru is the Japanese word for “idol” and is pretty much pronounced the same way.) But that virtual performer was named Rei Toei. Here’s what the jacket cover says about her:

Rei Toei is the beautiful, entirely virtual media star adored by all Japan.

Here’s how she appears in the book:

Her black hair, rough-cut and shining, brushed pale shoulders as she turned her head. She had no eyebrows, and both her lids and lashes seemed to have been dusted with something white, leaving her dark pupils in stark contrast.

Gibson has an amazing understanding of the way things are going to be in terms of technology. At first, I found it hard to understand the concept of the Internet. Then I read his first book, “Neuromancer,” and everything made sense.

If Hatsune Miku follows the trajectory of Rei Toei, she will eventually marry a real-life rock star, a literal merger of virtual and reality. These jaunts into the virtual world raise the question of if we’ll ever get to the stage where artificial intelligence takes global control. Some say we’re already there (If computers go down, we are lost).

But for now, we’ll just take a look at the latest singing sensation. The Japanese have created a new style of performer. The best fake performer we’ve been able to do is Milli Vanilli.

And don’t call me Shirley

Leslie Nielsen died Sunday in Fort Lauderdale at the age of 84.

He had a two-phase acting career, which began as dramatic lead in the 1950s and lasted until the 1980s when he surprised everyone with his comedic timing. He had an extensive television career and was a pioneer in dramatic television, with his first role in the “Studio One in Hollywood” series in 1949.

His best early movie was “Forbidden Planet,” a 1956 science-fiction classic inspired by Shakespeare’s “The Tempest.” Nielsen played the commander of a space ship sent to the planet Altair 4 to uncover the fate of a colonial expedition that went into space 20 years earlier. There, he finds Walter Pidgeon, Anne Francis, Robbie the Robot, remnants of the Krell civilization and the mysterious “monsters from the id.”

The SF effects in the above clip are outdated, but they were cutting edge back in the 1950s, supplied by an animator loaned to MGM by Disney.

After a long career of leading man roles, Nielsen signed up for a 1980 low-budget disaster-movie spoof called “Airplane,” where he played an extremely odd version of his normally straight-laced persona.

Most obituaries will point to his role as Frank Drebbin in the “Police Squad” and “Naked Gun” police-procedural series, but if it weren’t for “Airplane” we might never have known how funny Leslie Nielsen could be (though the pretend freeze-frame closing credits of Police Squad were the best part of the show).

Why Sarah Palin Is Sarah Palin’s biggest vulnerability (part 2)

Sarah Palin attacks Barbara Bush (from the Washington Post):

In an interview Wednesday with conservative radio host Laura Ingraham, Sarah Palin fired back at former first lady Barbara Bush, opting to make a class issue out of Bush’s comments earlier in the week. Bush told CNN’s Larry King in an interview that aired Monday that she hoped Palin would stay in Alaska. From Palin’s interview with Ingraham:

“I don’t want to concede that we have to get used to this kind of thing, because I don’t think the majority of Americans want to put up with the blue-bloods — and I want to say it will all due respect because I love the Bushes — the blue-bloods who want to pick and choose their winners instead of allowing competition,” Palin said.

I’m not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but if I was a bumbling incompetent running for president, I would try to charm people who have shown they can get a bumbling incompetent elected commander in chief … twice.

Getting to the point

How is it that Europeans can put together a demonstration that focuses on one specific issue and doesn’t get distracted by fringe causes, while American rallies suffer from ADD, with people running around in ridiculous costumes protesting everything and accomplishing nothing?

This question is brought on by yesterday’s demonstrations in Ireland, where at least 50,000 people protested the International Monetary Fund/European Union bailout package that will lead to a cut in social services and cost the average middle class Irish family $5,800 a year.

According to the New York Times:

The mostly peaceful and restrained nature of the protests on Saturday was one indication that the unrest may not lead to confrontations in the streets, as some have feared. On a bitterly cold day, organizers put the turnout at 100,000. The police estimated 50,000, still one of the largest protest gatherings in years.

Organizers had called for a “family friendly” demonstration, and the occasion passed with few incidents, apart from isolated scuffles between demonstrators and the police. With a police helicopter hovering overhead, speeches at the post office building drew cheers and shouts of support, and the detonation of some fireworks.

The restrained mood was enhanced by musical groups that performed along the way, including a kilted pipe band from the country’s prison service. Protesters waved banners that depicted the austerity measures as an attack on the country’s sovereignty by the international financial institutions drawing up the rescue package, and on the poor.

In Ireland, they protest because an economic crisis created by bankers is hurting the social safety net. In America, we protest the social safety net because of an economic crisis created by bankers.

As the above video clip shows, the demonstrators are rational. No crazy rants equating Nazis, Socialists and Communists. No foaming at the mouth by the equivalent of Medicare recipients who want the government to stop social-welfare programs. Signs get directly to the point. No one dressed in period costume.

We could learn something here.

Crazy like a Fox

Fox Nation, the opinion Web site of Fox News, posted a story yesterday saying President Obama sent a rambling 75,000 word email to the nation at 4:30 a.m. “revealing deep frustrations with America’s political culture, his presidency, U.S. citizens, and himself.”

Now, what Fox Nation didn’t originally explain was that the source of the item was The Onion, which anyone with half a brain knows is a satirical Web site, which one should take as seriously as the National Lampoon or Mad Magazine.

Of course, readers who make up the Fox populi didn’t use that half of their shared brain and started going on a tirade in the comments thread about how Obama had lost his mind and was a threat to national security, comments that luckily were preserved by Raw Story.

Junk for brains

There are so many reasons to rail against full body scans and extreme pat downs that American travelers have to go through because of heightened airport security.

But then, some idiot always comes along to justify the whole procedure.

David Huckabee, 26, was arrested for having a weapon in a prohibited area, according to an incident document from the Little Rock District Court.

The report says a gun was found in his carry on luggage by TSA x-ray machines as he attempted to pass through security.

When asked by authorities why he tried to pass through security with a gun, David Huckabee said he forgot he had a weapon in his luggage.

Our friends on the right keep saying that instead of putting everyone through the onerous procedures, the TSA should focus on racial profiling. You know the broken record: Check out everyone who looks like a Muslim.

But Huckabee is someone who wouldn’t fit in the right’s racial-profiling procedures. He’s a white guy from Arkansas. But how the hell can you be so stupid that you “forget” you have a gun in your carry-on luggage?

Wait a minute! Huckabee? Arkansas? No, it can’t be. But of course, it is:

The youngest son of former Arkansas governor and current Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee was taken into custody this morning at Little Rock National Airport.

Yes, I buried the lead.

Yes, I did it intentionally.

But note that he didn’t go through a full-body scan, and no one had to touch his junk. His bag was scanned. Like it’s always been done. And the scan worked.

Not the best career move, Rey

President Obama got 12 stitches in the lip today after he was elbowed in the mouth during a basketball game.

The guy with the flying elbows was identified as Rey Decerega,  director of programs for the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute.

In a statement, Decerega said: “I learned today the president is both a tough competitor and a good sport. I enjoyed playing basketball with him this morning. I’m sure he’ll be back out on the court again soon.”

Sure Rey. Obama will be back on the court again soon. You won’t be.

This joins the list of presidential sports mishaps, such as Jimmy Carter’s jogging fiasco in 1979 and George the W’s bike wipeout in 2005. Even our most athletic president, Gerald Ford, had some bad spells: He hit a woman with a golf ball and smacked doubles partners in tennis matches with errant serves. Ford once said: “I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.”

American presidents aren’t the only ones with sport mishaps. French President Nicolas Sarkozy collapsed while jogging last year.

Happy Thanksgiving

The president of the U.S. says:

As Americans gather for the time-honored Thanksgiving Day meal, let us rejoice in the abundance that graces our tables, in the simple gifts that mark our days, in the loved ones who enrich our lives, and in the gifts of a gracious God.  Let us recall that our forebears met their challenges with hope and an unfailing spirit, and let us resolve to do the same.