Finally, the proof Donald Trump and Republicans have been looking for. Obama’s birth certificate from Kenya:
And thanks to Balloon Juice, an eyewitness to the event named Gen. Stuck:
Of course Obama was born in Kenya. I know this from my soldier of fortune days with the Foreign Legion in Africa, when one day whilst fighting for exploitation, I came across a a baby crib in a hut, with Little Baby Barack carved in the headpost. There were more words that said “future US presnit, and Weather Underground toddler corp”. Tacked to a post was Obama’s birth certificate from Kenya, and a cut out article from a Hawaiian newspaper of the arrival of baby Husseini, with “stoopid white people” scribbled on the margin.
True lie, swear to baby jeevus on a Koran.
I found it on the Internet, so it must be true.
- Donald Trump Has Investigators In Hawaii Hunting For Obama’s Birth Certificate (mediaite.com)
- 7 reviews of Barack Obama’s birth certificate (rateitall.com)