I’m not sure when this list came out, but the Web site Ranker has the 11 most miserable places to live in America.
Much to my delight, I have not lived in any of them, nor have any desire to.
1 Cape Disappointment, Washington – Foggiest
2 Sevier County, Utah – Most Online Porn Subscriptions
3 Pierce and Whatcom Counties, Washington – Most Bestiality
4 La Crosse, Wisconsin – Most Binge Drinking
5 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Ugliest People
6 Panama City, Florida – Highest Divorce Rate
7 Corpus Christi, Texas – Baldest Men
8 Iowa City, Iowa – Most Successful Writers
9 Greensboro, North Carolina – Most Impotent
10 Lexington, Kentucky – Least Sex
11 Anchorage, Alaska – Most Bear Attacks
Here’s the link with the detailed description of each of their shortcomings. And I’m glad to say I have no idea what tied tailless mice in Vasoline means.