Business Insider has put together a map ranking wine consumption by state. Here are the results:
The winner is Washington, D.C. So this chart tells me that the District of Columbia gets so drunk, it thinks it’s a state.
Meanwhile, let’s look at the biggest wine consumers in the world:
Vatican City? Well, OK, yeah, that’s a country, and a not very sober one, but in a place with only 800 people, I’m sure the wine industry isn’t running special ads to get more Vaticaners (is that what you call a resident of The Vatican?) to buy more wine before it’s time.
And Andorra? Isn’t that like a suburb of France and Spain?