If you are an average American, this is how your life is broken down into little boxes (of course, you can click to enlarge):
I’m reminded of a Tom Lehrer line: When Mozart was my age, he had been dead for 24 years.
“Who’s Tom Lehrer?” you ask. Yes, this is a true sign of age, because not only do millennials not know who he is, A lot of baby boomers are in the dark. Here you go:
Here’s what surprises me. Tom Lehrer is still alive! He’s 86 and living in New York CIty (where else?!). Of course, that means he’s running out of chart space.