We were always told that there were enough nuclear weapons to destroy the world multiple times over. But then we went off and had those nuclear arms talks that the conservatives were all freaked out about, and now, we don’t even have enough to destroy 1 percent of the world.
Those peaceniks. Always trying to save the world from itself.
Because office meetings go on forever and you really weren’t paying attention. Were you?
Nope. Don’t see anything about a garden, or a snake, or dinosaurs or an ark. (Click to enlarge)
Dwelling in the past is never a good idea.
Another speech at the White House Correspondents Association dinner. That was pretty funny. And it is exactly what he’s thinking.
If you haven’t seen the Obamacare realization:
The second guy has a series of vids. Sometimes he sounds like he’s downed a six pack. Here’s the (sober) latest:
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple. (Barry Switzer)