Here we go.
The woman says to the bear: “Thank you for leaving my kayak alone.”
Because the bear isn’t bothering her kayak.
Then she says: “I’m going to pepper spray you in the face.”
And she shoots pepper spray at the bear.
So the pissed off bear goes back to the kayak. Does what a pissed off bear would do.
And the woman asks: “Why are you breaking my kayak?”
Anyone want to answer this? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?