A GQ columnist loses his mind

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A neon pig. The resemblance is uncanny.

Drew Margary has a few words for people who support the presidential candidate he calls “a disgusting neon pig.”

The old saw is that people get the politicians they deserve, and I’ll be crestfallen if Trump wins and proves this to be true once more. If you vote for him, you’re not making America great again. You are killing it. You are telling the world that America isn’t worth it. You are telling the world that all of our big talk about freedom and unity and ideals is just a load of shit, and that you would prefer a smoldering dystopia where freedom is just a flimsy cover for evildoing, led by a man who believes that strength is measured only in killing people. You are handing the most important job on Earth to Napoleon from Animal Farm. And you are revealing your breathtaking ignorance to everyone except for yourself. I can’t believe you can’t see this. I want you to see this. I wanna shine a big fucking light in your face and scream at you that Trump isn’t even qualified to be human, much less President. How are you gonna change the system if you elect some corrupt idiot who has no clue how to DO IT, huh? Can’t you see this? Haven’t you heard this asshole talk? THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

This was the calm part of the essay, which has the headline: If You Vote For Trump, Then Screw You.

One observation: Of course, he’s not going to get through to the neon pig’s supporters. He used a big word in the first sentence of this paragraph (“Crestfallen? Does that mean he dropped a tube of toothpaste?) and made an obscure literary reference (because in that crowd every literary reference is obscure) in the middle. Trump supporters don’t believe in that “liberal fancy pants book learnin’.” Besides, they’re wondering why Barack Obama wasn’t in the Oval Office doing his job on Sept. 11, 2001.

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2 thoughts on “A GQ columnist loses his mind

  1. I just want to note that I really appreciate the many amusing names you’ve found for Trump. It makes my day just a little bit better to see them…saying this as someone who’s very, very afraid that he’ll actually win.

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