Berlusconi-elect grabs America’s pussy

The Klan, the Nazis, the FBI, Vladimir Putin and Julian Assange got naked, poured baby oil on each other and collapsed into a hate orgy that resulted in the partial-birth abortion of Silvio Jagoff Fumptrucket as the president-elect of the United States.

An explanation from The New Yorker:

On January 20, 2017, we will bid farewell to the first African-American President—a man of integrity, dignity, and generous spirit—and witness the inauguration of a con who did little to spurn endorsement by forces of xenophobia and white supremacy. It is impossible to react to this moment with anything less than revulsion and profound anxiety.

There are, inevitably, miseries to come: an increasingly reactionary Supreme Court; an emboldened right-wing Congress; a President whose disdain for women and minorities, civil liberties and scientific fact, to say nothing of simple decency, has been repeatedly demonstrated. … A knowledge-free national leader who will not only set markets tumbling but will strike fear into the hearts of the vulnerable, the weak, and, above all, the many varieties of Other whom he has so deeply insulted. The African-American Other. The Hispanic Other. The female Other. The Jewish and Muslim Other.

These people are now the base of our new president:

To be clear, they got their country back. That’s always what that slogan meant and every time you heard it, you were listening to one of them.

So what happens now?

Politically, we fight to get our country back.

Make Elizabeth Warren the Senate Minority Leader. Then she and Nancy Pelosi need to gather Democratic senators and representatives together and make the following statement:

The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Trump to be a one-term president.

And then make the next four years a never ending marathon of Senate and House investigations …

… Into land deals with mob bosses.

… Into swindling students out of money by operating a fake university.

… Into bankruptcies at casino companies.

… Into misallocations of funds from a fake charity in which the money went into the charity’s namesake’s pockets.

… Into tax evasion.

And once we get through these allegations, have every congressional committee chairman open up more investigations …

Into allegations of sexual assault.

Into his email correspondence.

Then begin general hearings into the Republican Party’s voter suppression plot.

And filibuster every damn piece of legislation he and his party try to get passed.

And delay votes into every nomination that requires congressional approval.

And when the investigations are completed, have another committee open them up again.

And while we’re at it, let’s get a look at his birth certificate. And his college transcript, because word is that he doesn’t like using teleprompters because he can’t read.

When all of that’s done, begin impeachment hearings, because this is going to be the most corrupt administration in the history of this country. Watergate will really be a third-rate burglary when these investigations are done. Teapot Dome will look like a candy store robbery and Iran-Contra will be the moral equivalent  jaywalking when it’s put up against all of the dirt on him and his alt-right cronies.

The difference between what this will be and what we saw take place during the last eight years is that this new administration will be a criminal enterprise and its crimes will be real.

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