Inside the brain of the annoying orange

 President Hookerpiss met with China’s president last week. I’m sure he left a lasting impression. From the Wall Street Journal:

“I told him, I said, ‘You know we’re not going to let that [current trade deficit] go ahead,’ ” Mr. Trump said of his meeting last week with Mr. Xi. He added he told Mr. Xi: “ ‘But you want to make a great deal? Solve the problem in North Korea.’ That’s worth having deficits. And that’s worth having not as good a trade deal as I would normally be able to make.”
[…]
He said they hit it off during their first discussion. Mr. Trump said he told his Chinese counterpart he believed Beijing could easily take care of the North Korea threat. Mr. Xi then explained the history of China and Korea, Mr. Trump said.

“After listening for 10 minutes, I realized it’s not so easy,” Mr. Trump recounted. “I felt pretty strongly that they had a tremendous power” over North Korea,” he said. “But it’s not what you would think.”

Look, crimson crotchface. It’s exactly what I would think. It’s exactly what anyone who has an attention span longer than a fruit fly would think. North Korea isn’t a subsidiary of China. It’s the crazy neighbor with the meth lab in the kitchen.

And then there’s this recollection by El Douché in an interview with Fox:

I was sitting at the table.  We had finished dinner.  We’re now having dessert.  And we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you’ve ever seen and President Xi was enjoying it. …

So what happens is I said we’ve just launched 59 missiles heading to Iraq and I wanted you to know this. And he was eating his cake. And he was silent. …

We’re almost finished and I — what does he do, finish his dessert and go home and then they say, you know, the guy you just had dinner with just attacked a country?

What the hell is this obsession with cake and desert?

I get the feeling that every world leader who’s met with this guy leaves the room thinking this:

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