The inspiring light to pump truppets everywhere said this:
I mean had Andrew Jackson been a little later you wouldn’t have had the Civil War. He was a very tough person, but he had a big heart. He was really angry that he saw what was happening with regard to he Civil War, he said “There’s no reason for this.” People don’t realize you know, the Civil War, if you think about it, why? People don’t ask that question, but why was there the Civil War? Why could that one not have been worked out?
There are many things wrong with this but let’s focus on one part by quoting the liberal bias of history:
Look at when Andrew Jackson died, and look at when the Civil War began.
This is what you did in middle school when you didn’t study the chapters on Andrew Jackson or the Civil War in history class and the teacher hit you with a pop quiz. Unless, of course, the ghost of Andrew Jackson showed up in the White House and told Abe Lincoln, “There’s no reason for this!”
Did anyone know? Uh, yeah. This was also on the pop quiz.
Ok, fuck it, We’ve failed the quiz.