From the Rude Pundit:
When President Donald Trump undulated up to the lectern in front of the Congress, his cabinet, and a few Supreme Court justices, along with guests and media, to give his first State of the Union address, the question wasn’t so much what he would say but how he would say it. Would he point out Democrats and say, “Hey, Pocahantas! Howyadoin, Cryin’ Chuck!” or would he turn around and tell Pence and Ryan to smell his fingers and say, “Yeah, who’s got two tiny thumbs and has been grabbin’ pussies? This guy”? Or would it be the presidential president who shows he can president just like any president by pretending for a short while that he isn’t completely barking mad and can read a teleprompter without gagging on his dentures?
We got the last one.