My brain isn’t in a happy place, either

Chris Cristie bends over hand hands the korrupt krimson klown a jar of Vasoline (according to the Rude Pundit):

In his upcoming book, I’m Finished, disgraced Trump lackey and terrible former governor, Chris Christie, is brutally honest about all the people who dicked him over when he wanted to be Vice President or Attorney General. Trump did offer Christie the position of “special assistant to the president in the White House,” or “ball-washer,” and, to his credit, Christie declined. But of the people surrounding Trump, including his miserable cockmite of a son-in-law, Christie writes that they’re a “revolving door of deeply flawed individuals — amateurs, grifters, weaklings, convicted and unconvicted felons.” And on many occasions, “the president was ill served by poor advice.” As for Trump himself? Christie is nearly worshipful: “The president is utterly fearless and a unique communicator, Christie writes – and his main flaw is that he speaks on impulse and surrounds himself with people he should not trust.”

If all you hire are idiots, motherfuckers, and assholes, then that’s because you are some combination of those. And if you don’t recognize when your family members are too goddamn naive to do a job, that’s on you. But Christie’s defense of Trump here is something along the lines that he’s just a good-hearted boob who didn’t realize who he was putting in his administration. The truth is that he wants lickspittles to nuzzle up to his man-tits and suckle there. Whether they are criminals or naifs doesn’t matter as long as they drink his orange milk. (Note: my brain is not a happy place.)

Wasn’t slavery something we had a Civil War over?

The countdown continues:

We’re entering the 30th day of this insanity:

Democrats are becoming increasingly angered by the Trump administration’s decision to call back furloughed federal workers, without pay, while the shutdown persists.

More and more workers at agencies with funding lapses are being told to report back to work, and in many cases the employees won’t be paid until after the shutdown ends. Democrats worry that furloughed workers are being recalled on a piecemeal basis in order to further President Trump’s political goals.

Why the hell aren’t the American people screaming against Spanky McOrangehair and telling him to stop the shit already. This isn’t only shameful. It’s this:

An indentured servant or indentured laborer is an employee (indenturee) within a system of unfree labor who is bound by a signed or forced contract (indenture) to work for a particular employer for a fixed time. The contract often lets the employer sell the labor of an indenturee to a third party. Indenturees usually enter into an indenture for a specific payment or other benefit, or to meet a legal obligation, such as debt bondage

Government workers can’t strike. They can’t refuse to come to work. They have no rights. This is un-American. And we’re letting Putin’s buttboy oppress the people of the United States while he sells us out to the Kremlin.

It won’t be enough to impeach him. He needs to be in jail for treason.

I try to defend my home state, then these idiots do this

Why even think there is hope for these people?

Videos of Kentucky high school students standing in front of Native American marchers and seemingly mocking one Native American drummer during the Indigenous Peoples March in Washington yesterday have gone viral.

Multiple videos posted on social media show Covington Catholic students standing in front of a group of marchers, yelling and jumping as marchers begin to play music. One person in a “Make America Great Again” hat stands within inches of the face of a marcher who is drumming, staring and smiling at him for the entirety of the video.

And then our Democratic political weasels, who are supposed to be our only options against Mitch McConnell and his corrupt band of oligarchical oppressors, pull this:

God dammit, Allison. The reason Mitch McConnell kicked your ass in his last election was because you wouldn’t stand up and call an asshole an asshole. Don’t peddle this “I refuse to shame and solely blame these children” crap. Unload on them like the low lives they are.

Fuck! They go to a religious school and they pull this shit. Kick their asses. Their parents aren’t going to do damn thing, because their parents made them what they are today. Bigoted, petty. low-rent asswhipes who worship the Cheeto coated babyman more than they believe in a just and loving Christ.

When your first cousin just isn’t enough

I guess this explains the McConnell and babyman voters:

A state lawmaker says it’s finally time to outlaw sex with animals in Kentucky. 

Kentucky is one of five states where bestiality is legal, but a measure filed in the state Senate this week would ban the act. 

“Part of my frustration is that people think it is kind of a joke,” said state Sen. Julie Raque Adams, a Jefferson County Republican who is co-sponsoring the bill with Republican Majority Floor Leader Damon Thayer.

“We need to find out who these people are and keep an eye on them,” she said.

Otherwise you end up with something like this: