About brobrubel

Retired journalist. I've reported and edited for newspaper in Florida, Kentucky, New York, Brussels and London. I also spent a few years as a government flack in Pennsylvania. This blog contains random thoughts on politics, world affairs and entertainment

At least they got their tax cut

Satan has constructed an entire new subdivision in hell for all of the miscreants who support the the pumpkin hued dotard.

And if you don’t know what a dotard is:

A cross species between on Orangutan and an Oompa Loompa. The Dotard is usually bred in captivity by wealthy families that wish to pass on their inheritance without having to raise an actual human. There are many similarities to a human, but you can usually tell the difference by their unique orange skin and hair. Although a Dotard has the ability to speak, they usually have a vary limited vocabulary and are limited to simple words and sentences. The Dotard require some food to survive, but the most important thing is raising a Dotard is to feed its ego. The Dotard have a very large ego that requires constant feeding. If the Dotard’s ego isn’t constantly fed, it will usually resort to social media, rally’s, or other places where is can feed it’s ego in large quantities. Another main difference between a Dotard and a human is the digestive process. Where a human will defecate through the anus, a Dotard defecates through it mouth by spewing shit to anyone nearby. Due to its limited vocabulary and IQ, a Dotard is only able to perform limited tasks. Some examples of common tasks that a Dotard is able to perform include the following: Politics, Golfing, Texting, Spending Daddies Money, and starting world wars. Genetics can also be an issue for future generations of Dotard’s due to its propensity to try and breed with its direct offspring.

Did you see the latest tweet from the Dotard, I think it’s trying to start a nuclear war.

Person 1: Have you seen the Dotard lately, I can’t find him.
Person 2: I think he’s golfing in Mar a Lago again.

Person 1: I am getting frustrated trying to talk to the Dotard. No matter how I phrase the question, all he is able to say is “WRONG”.
Person 2: You should not try to talk rationally to a Dotard, they are not able to understand complex sentence. If you really need to ask a Dotard a question, try to find a way to feed it’s ego with the question. For example if you want to know what time a meeting is, try phrasing the question like “What time will you be making the meeting great again”

Person 1: You need to keep a watch on the Dotard. I think he’s trying to breed with its daughter again. We don’t want to have another “Eric” situation.
Person 2: Your right, I’ll be careful. I heard him saying what a nice piece of ass is daughter was and that we would like to tap that.
Person 1: Just make sure he doesn’t try to grab her by the pussy. If it goes that far, it will be too late and will have another Eric to deal with and no one wants that.

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A letter from a Birmingham jail

Read by Martin Luther King Jr.

We are listening to this, because of this:

President Trump’s first stop Monday was Trump International Golf Club, apparently beginning the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday with golf rather than the charitable service the slain civil rights leader’s family has urged as the best way to memorialize him.

The morning after declaring “I’m not a racist,” Trump began his Monday the same way he has begun each day of the three-day holiday weekend: with tweets sent before leaving his private Mar-a-Lago estate and then a short motorcade to the golf club.

Trump returned to Mar-a-Lago hours later, and drove from there to the airport in late afternoon. He was not seen in public until he boarded Air Force One.

The pervert pumpkin is at it again

From The Wall Street Journal:

A lawyer for President Donald Trump arranged a $130,000 payment to a former adult-film star a month before the 2016 election as part of an agreement that precluded her from publicly discussing an alleged sexual encounter with Mr. Trump, according to people familiar with the matter.

Michael Cohen, who spent nearly a decade as a top attorney at the Trump Organization, arranged payment to the woman, Stephanie Clifford, in October 2016 after her lawyer negotiated the nondisclosure agreement with Mr. Cohen, these people said.

Ms. Clifford, whose stage name is Stormy Daniels, has privately alleged the encounter with Mr. Trump took place after they met at a July 2006 celebrity golf tournament on the shore of Lake Tahoe, these people said. Mr. Trump married Melania Trump in 2005.

Mr. Trump faced other allegations during his campaign of inappropriate behavior with women, and vehemently denied them. In this matter, there is no allegation of a nonconsensual interaction.

 

The orange troglodyte is still a racist

What did he do this time?

In a Thursday meeting with lawmakers about immigration, Donald Trump “grew frustrated” when they proposed restoring protections to Haiti, El Salvador, and African countries in order to garner bipartisan support. “Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?” Trump responded, referring to Haiti and the African countries. He suggested, in an obvious reminder of his racism, that the United States should attract people from Norway, instead. Trump’s comments reportedly left lawmakers “taken aback.” They apparently have never listened to Trump’s rhetoric on immigration.

Here’s one late night reaction to that: