Every nuclear explosion since 1945

This is bizarre. The most nuked place in the world is the United States, but the Russians and Chinese are crazier than we are. Americans play with kilotons with a few megatons in the Pacific, but Russians and Chinese mess with megatons on land. Didn’t that 50 megaton Tsar Bomba in 1961 freak you out?

If not, here’s what those explosions really look like:

And those little bursts at the end from North Korea aren’t reassuring.

It’s a wonder we all aren’t glowing in the dark.

The other movie that pissed of North Korea … or not

Sony pulled “The Interview,” because of terrorist threats allegedly from North Korea. In case you’re interested, “The Interview,” with Seth Rogen and James Franco, sounds like it was going to be a bad comedy about the assassination of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un.

I don’t know. The North Korean connection seems kind of tenuous to me.

Because some of us remember this movie:

All kinds of terrorists. And they kill Kim Jong Un’s dad, Kim Jong Il, who’s actually a cockroach.

(Really? You needed a spoiler alert for that? The movie’s 10 years old.)

I don’t remember terrorist threats when “Team America” came out. Do you?

I think I’ll watch it again. I’m sure it’s a better movie than “The Interview” would ever have been. And it’s got depraved puppet sex with Charlton Heston.