We really do care. Do they?

Previous post confirmed. Other people saw Mrs. Spanky’s jacket:

Here’s my bet for today.

We’re eventually going to find out that Spanky and his gang has hired uneducated Education Secretary Betsy DeVos’s brother Eric Prince, who led the Blackwater mercenary force that screwed up things in Iraq during the reign of George Bush (the Dumber … remember him?)  to provide security at the children’s detention centers.

Hey, I’m making this up because it is so absurd and so evil. The pumpkin-latte pussygrabber would never affiliate the guarding of immigrant children with the head of an organization whose mercs opened fire and murdered innocent civilians.

But then, I thought Mrs. Spanky’s jacket wasn’t real.

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Anything is possible in the Sunshine State: Zombie alerts

It’s Florida. What makes them think there aren’t zombies there? (via Gizmodo)

No one should ever screw around on a public alert system. But considering it’s been a bad year for warning systems—from the Hawaii false emergency alert accidentally informing the public of an incoming missile that didn’t exist to the National Weather Service’s false tsunami warning to the Department of Justice’s Amber Alert site issues that redirected visitors to porn sites—now is an especially bad time for someone to be screwing around on an alert system.

But that may have been what happened when the City of Lake Worth, Florida, sent out a “zombie alert” during a power outage around 1:45am Sunday.

“There are now far less than seven-thousand-three-hundred-eighty customers involved due to extreme zombie activity,” the alert states. (Get it? There are fewer customers because many are zombies now!)

The message said the alert was for “residents of Lake Worth and Terminus.” Since Terminus is a location in The Walking Dead, it seems likely this message was sent out as a joke or was the result of a hack.

The city public information officer, Ben Kerr, told Gizmodo this has been a reoccurring issue. “We first became aware of the zombie messages during Hurricane Irma,” Kerr told Gizmodo. He doesn’t know when the culprit got into the system and changed the messages, but the city noticed during the August 2017 hurricane because many (zombie-tainted) outage alerts were going out. At the time, the city was able to attend to the message issues before the public noticed.

Lake Worth’s electric utility system is set up to send out automatic alerts when there’s an outage. The system has thousands of pre-programmed messages, Kerr explained. But it seems that at some point someone went through and messed with some of the messages to turn them into zombie jokes. “The actual power systems were not in any way compromised. This is a separate messaging system that at some point has been compromised,” Kerr said. “They just added a zombie fantasy.”

The korupt krackpot klutz really wants to kill us all

Look at this:

It’s not like he was caught on an open mike whispering this to a bunch of his fascist ku klux kronies. He said this in front of the world, at the United Nations General Assembly. And he didn’t say “Did I say that out loud?” when he was done.

We are screwed.

Thanks, pump truppets.

Nice country you got there. Shame if something bad happened to it

This didn’t make any sense:

President Trump has instructed advisers to prepare to withdraw the United States from a free-trade agreement with South Korea, several people close to the process said, a move that would stoke economic tensions with the U.S. ally as both countries confront a crisis over North Korea’s nuclear weapons program.

Withdrawing from the trade deal would back up Trump’s promises to crack down on what he considers unfair trade competition from other countries, but his top national security and economic advisers are pushing him to abandon the plan, arguing it would hamper U.S. economic growth and strain ties with an important ally.

Until I saw this:

North Korea sharply raised the stakes in its stand-off with the rest of the world Sunday, detonating a powerful nuclear device that it claimed was hydrogen bomb that could be attached to a missile capable of reaching the mainland United States.

Even if Kim Jong Un’s regime is exaggerating its feats, scientific evidence showed that North Korea had crossed an important threshold and had detonated a nuclear device that was exponentially more powerful than its last — and almost seven times the size of the bomb that destroyed Hiroshima. 

The krappy korrupt kretin is extorting South Korea.

The colonel’s right. This is a bad joke. The pump truppets put a krook in the White House who’s thinks you’re supposed to run a country like you’re a mob boss. And there’s a psychopath in North Korea who makes the mob boss think he’s going to get away with it.

Nuclear war is always a tourist attraction

North Korea has threatened to nuke Guam. So what does the pussygrabber in chief say to encourage the governor of that American territory?

“And your tourism, I can say this, your tourism is going to go up like tenfold with the expenditure of no money, so I congratulate you,” Trump added. “It looks beautiful, you know I’m watching– it’s such a big story in the news. It just looks like a beautiful place.”

You know, it’ll be just like having those guys who chase tornadoes.