Guess who plagiarized Obama’s inaugural cake

From The Hill:

A D.C.-area bakery said Saturday that President Trump’s inaugural committee asked it to “re-create” the cake that was made for Barack Obama‘s 2013 inauguration.

The explanation came after Food Network star Duff Goldman, who prepared the cake four years ago, pointed out Friday that he did not make another cake for Trump’s inauguration.

“The cake on the left is the one I made for President Obama’s inauguration 4 years ago. The one on the right is Trumps,” Goldman tweeted, along with a picture of both cakes. “I didn’t make it,” he added.

That can’t be right, can it?

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Let’s go to the tweet:

A critic responds to a restaurant review

The Lügenkarotte refuses to sit through national security briefings because he has better things to do with his time. Like this:

President-elect Donald Trump has a lot on his plate right now, but he managed to carve out critical time to launch a food fight with Vanity Fair after the magazine published a scathing review of his Trump Tower restaurant.

“Trump Grill Could Be the Worst Restaurant in America” was the headline of the Wednesday piece, and it went downhill from there. The reviewer, political reporter Tina Nguyen, said the dumplings were filled with “flaccid gray innards” and the steak was “overcooked and mealy,” slumped against the potatoes like “a dead body inside a T-boned minivan.”

Trump’s “pledge to ‘make America great again’ suddenly appeared not very promising,” quipped Nguyen. Ouch.

But seriously, the food was “so bad” that Nguyen had to curl up in bed when she returned home “until the nausea passed,” she wrote.

The “allure of Trump’s restaurant, like the candidate, is that it seems like a cheap version of rich,” noted Nguyen.

And you can guess what happened next:

At least he has his priorities straight.

(God, we are so screwed!)

Trump supporters: Let them eat cake

Enough about the human traffic cone. It’s time to go after the supporters of the human traffic cone:

I cannot believe we’re now at the point where political cakes are national news. And in the case of one representing the corrupt crimson crybaby, it was probably made of teeny, tiny ladyfingers.

But if I’m getting this right, in alt-right land:

1) Not making a wedding cake for a gay couple = religious freedom.
2) Not making a cake for a Trump sympathizer = denial of my freedom of speech.

(Yeah, and don’t even try to tell me there’s no way I could know that the strumplette here would be on the side of bakers who refuse to sell a wedding cake to a gay couple. If you can’t figure that out, you must be one of those “undecideds” who shouldn’t be allowed to vote.)

Time to quote the Rude Pundit (Proudly lowering the level of political discourse):

Anyone who thinks that Republican presidential candidate and walking traffic cone Donald Trump is prepared to handle the security of the nation is too fucking dumb to reason with and would probably be left in the snow to die if we lived in the Arctic.

And just to back that statement up, the nuck fugget gave an “important national security speech” today. Leading up to it, he said he had a plan to deal with the scumbag terrorist group ISIS (which by the way deserves every bit of hell we rain down on them):

Even as Trump has warned against military interventions, he delivered an aggressive — and difficult to reconcile — prescription for combating the Islamic State. He reiterated Wednesday that, if elected, he would give U.S. generals 30 days to present a plan to defeat the Islamic State. He stressed that his strategy would be multifaceted and would go after not just Islamic State fighters on the ground in Syria and Iraq, but also their financial and information networks.

Trump’s approach broadly tracks with that of the Obama administration, which has conducted thousands of airstrikes against the Islamic State while backing local forces on the ground in retaking territory seized by the militants.

So that’s his plan? Ask the generals what to do? In other words, do what Obama is doing? Is he a moron for not knowing that his plan is Obama’s? Or are his followers morons for believing he actually had a plan?

(Sorry. I’m getting angrier every day I see polls indicating the presidential race is getting tighter. If this pseudo psycho heartbreak of psoriasis doesn’t lose in a landslide, we’re doomed as a nation.)