Hell, I don’t know where to begin. This really happened.
It shouldn’t have happened. Because even when you parody it:
The parody isn’t as bizarre as the real thing.
As a great president once said:
In this case, he could have be referring to both of them.
Time to decaffeinate (click to enlarge):
What? You thought the headline was referring to Spanky?
And that’s how bad things are because (since I’m on a comparison streak) you never would have associated that with 44.
(And Spanky is a psychopath. Just had to get that straight.)
In the battle between soap and body wash, I’m loyal to the bar (click to enlarge):
I feel like I’ve just rubbed myself down with Vasoline when I use body wash. Just a greasy residual film that leaves me feeling dirtier than before I got in the shower.
On Thursday night, MSNBC’s Chris Hayes shared a clip his team dug up of Microsoft founder Bill Gates telling his foundation’s staff that President Donald Trump doesn’t know if HPV and HIV are the same thing, or, perhaps, not. In the footage, Gates recalls that Trump asked him about the difference between the two viruses on two separate occasions, in December 2016 and March 2017, respectively.
“Both times he wanted to know if there was a difference between HPV and HIV,” Gates said. “So I was able to explain that those are rarely confused with each other.” The opportunity of a lifetime! I’m sure Trump forgot both conversations instantly. But why is the President so curious about this hm?
Maybe because Spanky McPornfucker screws pornstars and thinks he’s infected?