The chemistry of laundry pods

Since eating Tide pods is a thing (I have no idea why), let’s take a chemical look at why it’s a bad thing (click to enlarge. From Compound Interest):


We’re in the golden age of stupid

OK, people. I didn’t know this was a thing:

You have to have a famous football player tell you NOT TO EAT TIDE PODS? Why would anyone eat laundry detergent?

That’s like saying, “Don’t look at the sun” during a solar eclipse. I mean who’s stupid enough to do that?


The six pound difference

Bear with me here:

And this:

I know someone’s going to say muscle weighs more than fat. But this much fat can’t be reshaped into that much muscle.

Which leads me to believe that either:

a) Babyman was weighed on the moon, or …
b) Somebody’s doctor was, um, not completely candid?

Of these three 6’3″ men, one of them is obese and not in “excellent health.” But that would mean someone is lying. But that would never happen in the fat Cheeto administration.

Our kountry’s Kaptain Kweeg is destroying healthcare

First, Mike Pence is a douche for directing babyman to the desk.

Because despite what pussygrabber says about making healthcare better, this is what he’s doing:

The administration announced late last night that he will immediately halt cost-sharing reductions. These $7 billion in annual subsidies to health insurers allow around 7 million low-income Americans to afford coverage.

Earlier in the day, the president signed a far-reaching executive order that makes it easier for individuals and small businesses to buy alternative types of health insurance with lower prices, fewer benefits and weaker government protections.

This is not “letting” Obamacare fail. Many nonpartisan experts believe that these active measures are likely to undermine the pillars of the 2010 law and hasten the collapse of the marketplaces.

To all you pump truppets who depend on the affordable care act, but voted for the Secretary of State’s designated “fucking moron”: When you get sick, be sure to enjoy your painful deaths.