GOP ponies lead a spectacular witch hunt

For those of us still in the real world, gathering information to determine if Spanky and his gang of enablers are Putin’s ponies bent on undermining the United States and the rest of the Western world is an investigation. Attacking a member of the team who is conducting the investigation is a witch hunt.

The congressional GOP is running with the ponies.

Let’s make sure the right terms are applied to the right circumstances.

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Crime in Canada is slapstick

This happened in Alberta:

What do you think is the most amazing part of this?

Maybe the fact that the officer doesn’t shoot anyone. That’s the difference between Canada and the U.S.

And, of course, when you look at the YouTube comments, some idiot says the cop should have shot them both.

Has he no decency? Nope.

Spanky and his supporting cast of Nazis from the “Schindler’s List” “take the babies from their mothers” scene have (temporarily) backed down from their GOP-backed, pussygrabber-encouraged kids in cages policy.

President Trump abruptly reversed course Wednesday, signing an executive order ending family separations at the U.S.-Mexico border after a public uproar over the impact of his administration’s “zero tolerance” immigration policy.

The plan would keep families together in federal custody while awaiting prosecution for illegal border crossings, potentially violating a 1997 court settlement limiting the duration of child detentions.

“So we’re going to have strong, very strong borders, but we’re going to keep the families together,” Trump said as he signed the order in the Oval Office. “I didn’t like the sight or the feeling of families being separated.”

Trump had repeatedly defended his immigration crackdown, including forcibly separating migrant children from their parents after they crossed the border. But images of young children in tears, housed in metal cages, set off an international outcry.

Partly because of reactions like this:

Of course, the Republican toadies in Congress who’ve been going in front or reporters un support if this atrocity find themselves dining on shit sandwiches again because they never stand up to this national disgrace and his grifting spawn. Meanwhile, the krimson koiffed kaiser is headed of to another rally of dolts who are going to laugh and cheer because their autocrat has pissed of the Mexicans and liberals.

We keep saying the pumpkin-brained fascist has hit a new low, but we have two more years of this crap to get through. He will reach new depths. That, you can count on.

Spanky likes pardoning boxers

In order to divert attention from all of is other illegal activities, Spanky McPornfucker has gone on a binge handing out pardons. If you’re a corrupt Republican (Scooter Libby, Dinesh D’Souza) or you get the backing of someone famous like Kim Kardashian or Sylvester Stallone, a pardon is on your doorstep.

He’s even pardoned early 20th century boxer Jack Johnson, who’s crime at the time was being black in America.

But this announcement makes no sense. Spanky said:

“There will be more pardons. … In fact, we’re doing, right now, recommendations on — you know, frankly, we’re doing recommendations on Muhammad Ali.”

OK. Why?

Yes, Ali was arrested and convicted of draft evasion in 1967 for this:

But the Supreme Court overturned the conviction in 1971.

Which means, he was innocent. Which means he was not guilty.

Which means there’s nothing to pardon him for, because it’s already been ruled he did nothing illegal.

Why does the Cheeto-hued pussygrabber think there’s something to pardon? Ali took shots to the head, but Spanky seems to be the one who’s punch drunk.