My post debate hangover: the Chris Wallace edition

I’m really trying to figure out why everyone was saying Chris Wallace did the best job in this year’s debates. Other than trotting out every false premise Fox News question he could come up with, he blatantly tried to help the GOP’s foot-in-mouth patient pull his head out of his ass a couple of times, especially when he practically begged the man with the hands of the Seven Dwarfs to back away from saying he wouldn’t honor the results of the election.

But the part pissed me off to no end was this:

In the nuclear section after the 6:20 mark, the crimson doofus said he never said there should be more nuclear weapons in Asia. But back in April, he said this:

Look! After the nine minute mark the guy with the muppet on his head is saying the words he says he didn’t say. Who are you going to believe? Your lying eyes or his lying mouth?

And Chris Wallace doesn’t just stop the debate right there and say: “Fuck, dude. You said to my face and to the faces of millions of Fox mouth breathers that you supported giving nukes to the Japanese! Cut the shit, already!”

Wallace was a Pump Truppet throughout. The basis of his questions were false, and he let God’s gift to himself spew mendacious babble without consequence.

How to deal with the tiny fingered girl groper’s ‘poll watchers’ and vote riggers

The fruit-fly infested withered tangerine, who Republicans say is the best they can offer as president of the United States, has created a narrative of a rigged election, because he knows a girl is going to kick his ass on Election Day. So he’s called on his stormtrooper minions to harass minorities at their poling places.

When you enter the world of reality, this means that a bunch of goons in open carry states are going to show up at polling areas they don’t belong in, brandishing guns and generally trying to scare people into staying away from the polls, the kind of stuff they do in dictatorships, because the tangerine want to be America’s dictator.

On Election Day (which is Nov. 8, although the moldy fruit told his followers it’s Nov. 28), if a semiautomatic toting Second Amendment fanatic shows up at your polling station, or anyone interferes with your right to vote, do this:


I don’t have to deal with this, because I’ve already voted. But if I was casting my vote on Election Day and saw a numb nut in a Trump T-shirt with an AR-15 at my polling station, I’d immediately call the police on the scumbag and say there’s a guy running around with a gun threatening people. And then, if the cops didn’t do anything, I’d call the feds.

Because people who threaten your right to vote should be thrown in jail. And anyone who tells his followers to intimidate voters should be thrown in jail with them.

Meanwhile, supporters of the ADHD pumpkin are actually trying to rig the election with crap like this:

One person involved in this attempt to rig the vote in the Keystone state is, as expected, a member of the GOP:

[O]ne Western Pennsylvania Republican official circulated an image claiming Pennsylvanians can vote online for Hillary Clinton.

The official, according to a screenshot of a Facebook post, is Murrysville City Councilman Joshua Lorenz. Lorenz, a Republican, was most recently elected in 2015 and his term runs through 2019. He also works for the Meyer Unkovic Scott law firm in Pittsburgh and is the vice president of the Murrysville City Council.

Here’s what the Trumpsucker posted:


He pretended to be outraged by an ad he knew was a lie, fully intending to deceive people into believing that they could vote from home. And this is a Republican elected official.

When Trump supporters talk about locking people up, they need to look in the mirror, because they’re the people committing the crimes.

Republicans are fine with having a peeping Tom pedophile as their presidential candidate

The latest horror from the rotting Halloween Trumpkin:

Four women who competed in the 1997 Miss Teen USA beauty pageant said Donald Trump walked into the dressing room while contestants — some as young as 15 — were changing.

“I remember putting on my dress really quick because I was like, ‘Oh my god, there’s a man in here,’” said Mariah Billado, the former Miss Vermont Teen USA.

Trump, she recalled, said something like, “Don’t worry, ladies, I’ve seen it all before.”

Three other women, who asked to remain anonymous for fear of getting engulfed in a media firestorm, also remembered Trump entering the dressing room while girls were changing. Two of them said the girls rushed to cover their bodies, with one calling it “shocking” and “creepy.” The third said she was clothed and introduced herself to Trump.

Yes, we knew he owned the pageants and that he would time going into the dressing rooms when the women were preparing for the bathing suit competitions, the times they were most likely to be unclothed.

But to do this at the Teen USA pageant, when the youngest contestant can be 14, has to be grounds for throwing this pervert in jail.

And for all of you alt-right zombies who say this is just another effort by the media to smear your virtuous champion:

This is what he did at the Miss Teen USA pageant. He was going in to the dressing room to gawk at half dressed or nude children.

If you think we’ve hit rock bottom with this guy, keep in mind there’s a thing called a bottomless pit. There cannot be a big enough electoral landslide to bury this vat of oozing puss and every one of his craven supporters in Congress. Like this guy:

Things you missed while focused on the taupe groper

OK, women who vote. You were appalled by the crimson harasser’s boasts of molestation yesterday, right? Just think about this. It wasn’t the worst thing he said this week!

OK, African Americans who vote. Pay attention to this:

A member of the “Central Park 5” who was wrongfully convicted in a horrific 1989 New York rape case blasted Donald Trump Friday after the GOP presidential nominee said he believes the group is still guilty.

“What more do we have to prove? I’m tired of proving our innocence! I don’t care what this a—— thinks @realDonaldTrump #centralpark5,” Raymond Santana Jr. tweeted.

Back in 1989,  a 28-year-old woman jogger in Central Park was raped, bludgeoned with a rock and was found hours later, tied up, stripped and suffering from hypothermia and brain damage.

Five juvenile males—four black and one Hispanic —were arrested and tried for assault, robbery, riot, rape, sexual abuse and attempted murder. They were convicted and sentenced to up to 15 years in prison. It was a huge case in New York.

But it turns out they had been coerced by the police into confessing, and were released after the actual rapist confessed to the crime and DNA evidence showed he was the only one involved. New York was sued by the five and paid out $41 million in damages to the unjustly convicted.

But the other day, the GOP presidential candidate, whose former wife accused him of raping her, went on CNN and said he’s still convinced the five are guilty of the crime they were cleared of.

“The police doing the original investigation say they were guilty.”

“The fact that that case was settled with so much evidence against them is outrageous,” Trump told CNN. “And the woman, so badly injured, will never be the same.”

But they weren’t guilty. The evidence proves it. The actual rapist confessed. The city paid them $41 million for the false arrest and conviction and jail time.

At the time of the attack, the taupe satyr, who was in the midst of having an affair with the woman who would be his second wife, took out an ad in a New York paper that contained these words:

“How can our great society tolerate the continued brutalization of its citizens by crazed misfits? Criminals must be told that their CIVIL LIBERTIES END WHEN AN ATTACK ON OUR SAFETY BEGINS!” And his headline suggested what ought to be done with them:


These are the words of a man who would have brought out a noose and led a lynch mob to the courthouse.

Honest to God! Are 40 million people really going to vote for this goon?