Looking back at Eurovision

The Eurovision song contest was held last week. It’s a big deal on the other side of the planet. Portugal won with this song:

Not exactly my cup of tea. Because I think the only Eurovision Song Contest winners who mattered were these guys in 1974:

I mean, really. They’re so young, and so cute and you can even hear their Swedish accents.┬áNobody was better than ABBA. Here, I’ll prove it: