So Marshawn Lynch took part in a soccer game recently. The result was to be expected:
And hey, Pete Carroll. You still need to give him the ball when you’re on the one yard line.
The audio is in Serbian, but really, is a translation needed?
And boy, is he pissed [not in the British definition of pissed (drunk) but in the American definition of pissed (pissed)]:
And he also had something to say about the tiny fingered, Cheetos-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon:
Now, I don’t want to kick a country when it’s down, but I have to lace up my football cleats for this:
It’s one of the greatest upsets in sporting history. On Monday, Iceland defeated England in the second round of the Euro 2016 soccer tournament, 2-1, to progress to a quarter-final match against host nation France.
So, why is this one of the greatest upsets in sporting history?
This is Iceland’s first appearance in any major tournament. Their country’s population (just a bit over 300,000 people) could fit into one midsized English city. Some estimates suggest that almost 10 percent of the nation was following the team around in France. Their players include a part-time filmmaker and itinerant farmers.
Iceland was going up against one of the most recognized teams in the world, whose players are all lavishly paid stars in the English Premier League. But an incredible, gusty performance by the Icelanders, some of whom are journeymen who ply their trade in England’s lower leagues, won the day.
It is so bad that a chart has been made to account for everyone in the country:
What can you say? That’s everybody in Iceland!
I think it’s time to quote Shakespeare:
This royal throne of kings, this scepter’d isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall,
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England …
… Is totally fucked.
I tend to watch soccer once every World Cup or Olympics, but his is a might fine move by Christen Press against Costa Rica on Wednesday.
The news out of Paris is horrific. Religious fanatics with guns and bombs have killed at least 120 people. It’s an attack by Islamic State psychopaths.
The best television news coverage has been on France 24.
President Francois Holland gave this speech soon after the attack on the Stade de France, where he was one of the fans at a football match between France and Germany:
And President Obama had this to say from the White House:
But the French are in solidarity. Football fans sang the national anthem as they left the Stade de France after the attacks:
And, of course, someone stupid has something disgusting to say about it all.
… twice. Individually and as part of the team photo.
In case you didn’t see it.
I never think the winning team has enough goals, but when Carli Lloyd hit the midfield goal, everyone knew the match was over.