Spanky likes pardoning boxers

In order to divert attention from all of is other illegal activities, Spanky McPornfucker has gone on a binge handing out pardons. If you’re a corrupt Republican (Scooter Libby, Dinesh D’Souza) or you get the backing of someone famous like Kim Kardashian or Sylvester Stallone, a pardon is on your doorstep.

He’s even pardoned early 20th century boxer Jack Johnson, who’s crime at the time was being black in America.

But this announcement makes no sense. Spanky said:

“There will be more pardons. … In fact, we’re doing, right now, recommendations on — you know, frankly, we’re doing recommendations on Muhammad Ali.”

OK. Why?

Yes, Ali was arrested and convicted of draft evasion in 1967 for this:

But the Supreme Court overturned the conviction in 1971.

Which means, he was innocent. Which means he was not guilty.

Which means there’s nothing to pardon him for, because it’s already been ruled he did nothing illegal.

Why does the Cheeto-hued pussygrabber think there’s something to pardon? Ali took shots to the head, but Spanky seems to be the one who’s punch drunk.


Spanky is a liar: Vol. MMXVIII

So, he used fake fans to rail against a team for kneeling during the national anthem when none of the players ever did that during the season. That’s like an exponential lie.

While I’m thinking about it, let’s talk about Colin Kaepernick

The guy is in his prime, but has been banned by the NFL for taking a stand on a major social issue. This is the equivalent of Muhammad Ali being banned from boxing.

Years from now, everyone is going to look back on this and say a major injustice was committed. I don’t feel like waiting years from now to say it.

A major injustice has been committed. The NFL should be ashamed.

(But, silly me, I’m waiting for Colin Kaepernick and Black Lives Matter to share the Nobel Peace Prize.)

My team’s going to the Final Four

On the women’s side:

This past year, I’ve been to more Louisville women’s basketball games than any other teams’ games. I was there for their season opener against Southeast Missouri State. I went to a bunch of other games during the season, and I was at the first to rounds of the NCAA championship. I watched every other game, except for Kentucky and Air Force, which I missed because there was no television replay.

And since they’re in the Final Four, it’s my responsibility as a Cards fan to get on a plane and head to Columbus on Friday.