Because we need music and we like Harry Potter?
Because we need music and we like Harry Potter?
One of my favorite moments from Peter Capaldi’s turn as the twelfth Doctor in “Doctor Who.”
In Bizarro World in the DC Universe, reality is reversed in every manner. So
— A lying, racist, anti-Semitic, xenophobic, homophobic, misogynistic, pedophile thief is considered qualified to run the most powerful country in the world. (Just click on every highlighted word in that sentence.)
— A president of the United States can win an election by getting 2.5 million fewer votes than his opponent.
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has garnered at least 65,527,625 votes in the 2016 presidential election, over 2.6 million more than the president-elect, who has received at least 62,851,436 votes, according to figures released Wednesday by The Cook Report, a nonpartisan election analysis organization.
The proliferation of fake and hyperpartisan news that has flooded into Americans’ laptops and living rooms has prompted a national soul-searching, with liberals across the country asking how a nation of millions could be marching to such a suspect drumbeat. But while some Americans may take the stories literally — like the North Carolina man who fired his gun in a Washington pizzeria on Sunday trying to investigate a false story spread online of a child-abuse ring led by Hillary Clinton — many do not.
But in Oceania, where in the year “1984,” Big Brother is always watching through the telescreen, ministries perform the opposite function of what they’re named for. So:
— The proposed head of the Department of Labor wants to make it easier for businesses instead of workers.
On Thursday, Trump announced that he would nominate as his labor secretary Andrew Puzder, a fast-food executive who has opposed additional overtime pay for workers and expressed skepticism about increasing the minimum wage. That followed a pair of Twitter messages Wednesday evening in which Trump attacked an Indiana union leader who had criticized him, saying the official had done a “terrible job representing workers.”
— The proposed head of the Environmental Protection Agency is against protecting the environment:
President-elect Donald J. Trump has selected Scott Pruitt, the Oklahoma attorney general and a close ally of the fossil fuel industry, to run the Environmental Protection Agency, signaling Mr. Trump’s determination to dismantle President Obama’s efforts to counter climate change — and much of the E.P.A. itself.
Mr. Pruitt, a Republican, has been a key architect of the legal battle against Mr. Obama’s climate change policies, actions that fit with the president-elect’s comments during the campaign. Mr. Trump has criticized the established science of human-caused global warming as a hoax, vowed to “cancel” the Paris accord committing nearly every nation to taking action to fight climate change, and attacked Mr. Obama’s signature global warming policy, the Clean Power Plan, as a “war on coal.”
— The proposed head of the Department of Education wants to dismantle public education:
President-elect Donald Trump announced that he would nominate billionaire activist and Republican fundraiser Betsy DeVos as his education secretary.
Education historian Diane Ravitch believes that—if confirmed by the Senate—DeVos will become the most radical, anti-public-school education secretary since the Office of Education was established in 1867. “Never has anyone been appointed to lead in the past 150 years who was hostile to public education,” Ravitch told Mother Jones.
— The proposed head of the Department of Health and Human Services wants to eliminate the program that has provided healthcare to millions of previously uninsured Americans:
Donald Trump has chosen a prominent critic of Obamacare as his secretary of health and human services, casting fresh doubt over the future of the Affordable Care Act.
Last week, Price said that whatever Republicans do to replace Obama’s healthcare law will bear a “significant resemblance” to a 2015 measure that was vetoed by the president. That bill would have gutted some of the health care law’s main features: Medicaid expansion, subsidies to help middle-class Americans buy private policies, the tax penalties for individuals who refused to get coverage and several taxes to support coverage expansion. The bill would have delayed implementation for two years.
— And the proposed head of the Department of Housing and Urban Development isn’t interested in housing or urban development:
Donald Trump’s selection Monday of retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson to head the Department of Housing and Urban Development sets up what could be a collision between the nominee’s philosophical aversion to social safety-net programs and an agency that administers some of the government’s most expansive programs for helping minorities and low-income people.
Who knows? Maybe we’re living in both places, and the national slogan is:
War am peace.
Freedom am slavery.
Ignorance am strength.
Now, like the guy at the end, if you asked me for the music from the Marvel cartoons that were on TV decades ago, I could rattle off:
Doc Bruce Banner, belted by gamma rays, turns into the Hulk. Ain’t he unglamorous?
Cross the Rainbow Bridge of Asgard, where the booming heavens roar. You’ll behold with breathless wonder, the god of thunder, mighty Thor.
Tony Stark makes you feel he’s the cool exec with the heart of steel. But Iron Man all jets ablaze, he fights and fights with repulser rays.
When Captain America throws his might shield, of those of his foes who oppose his shield must yield.
And the Spider-Man theme, which the guy at the end missed a few words on.
But I couldn’t do a Marvel movie theme. That’s not a good sign for Marvel.
… But at least we’ll have “Wonder Woman.”
And Captain Kirk!
An interlude to get you ready for the holiday shopping season: