Happy holidays, pump truppets

What’s your great leader said recently?

On Thursday, Unpresidented-elect Donald Trump horrified every thinking person on the planet when he casually and ignorantly tweeted that the United States needed more “nukes.” And on Friday morning, when asked to clarify, Trump said:

Let it be an arms race. We will outmatch them at every pass. And outlast them all.

No, he couldn’t have!

Yep, we’re all gonna die.



Give him the bird

The Chinese have made a discovery:


It reminds them of a recently elected head of the most powerful country on Earth (for now):


I wish the world would wait before it starts mocking us, but everyone might as well get in their shots early, because it ain’t gonna be funny for long: