The body double conspiracy, revealed

I can’t believe these people:

Despite what Donald Trump’s supporters and others are saying on Twitter, Teresa Barnwell is not working as Hillary Clinton’s secret “body double.” On Monday, #hillarysbodydouble was trending on the social network and it’s the latest rumor in an election cycle that has given a platform to several absurd conspiracy theories. After the Democratic presidential candidate left a 9/11 memorial event early on Sunday for health reasons, and later emerged from her daughter’s New York City residence in good spirits, some suggested the healthier-looking Clinton was not actually her.

Who was this “other” Hillary? Conspiracists have pointed to Barnwell, who has been impersonating Clinton since the 1990s. Nevermind that Barnwell was in Los Angeles on Sunday for a live taping of the television show Lip Sync Battle. On Monday, Barnwell’s website crashed from all the traffic. Asked if she is working as a “body double” for the candidate, Barnwell says, “Good heavens, no.”

Let’s put this in the file with Barack Obama was born in Kenya. Or Barack Obama is a Muslim. Or Hillary Clinton killed Vince Foster. Or …



Bravo, supporters of the candied yam. You’ve convinced me. Now you have to get this conclusive evidence before the rest of America before it’s too late.

An Olympic moment tied to civil rights in America

This is a major moment is sports, but the way NBC played it, you would have missed it (I did, and I watched most of last night’s coverage). Here’s why:

With her victory in the 100-meter freestyle, she became the first African-American woman to win an Olympic gold medal in swimming.

The 20-year-old Manuel upset world-record holder Cate Campbell of Australia and tied with Penny Oleksiak of Canada at the Rio Games on Thursday night.

And why has it taken so long for a black woman to win an Olympic swimming medal? Time for a history lesson (click on image below):


Trump supporters, uncensored

As the Republican candidate for president and Yosemite Sam’s anger management therapist says: “I am your voice.”

And this is their voice. If the New York Times is putting something like this up of its site uncensored, you know things are bad. (Click on the photo)

Meanwhile, Trump supporters in Maine this week booed people holding up copies of the Constitution.

Welcome to life with Republicans.

A woman’s work is never done

The political conventions in the U.S. are over. The choices are clear.

And right now it looks like as of Jan. 20, 2017, the Western world is going to be governed by these three people:


England’s prime minister

Angela Merkel Austerity Europe Germany

Germany’s chancellor


The next president of the United States


Welcome to the 21st century. We’ve shattered the glass ceiling and the sky’s the limit.

Now, any kid can grow up to become president

Hillary Clinton is officially the Democratic nominee for president. Up until this moment, you couldn’t honestly tell a girl that she could grow up to be president someday..

Eight years ago around this time, Barack Obama was officially the Democratic nominee for president. Up until that moment, you couldn’t honestly tell black children that they could grow up to be president someday.

This country has seen huge gains in equal opportunity in recent years.

And a certain flatulent Cheeto tinted balding lump of smarmy ego is trying to sell us that we need to “Make America great again.”

Which brings me to a reality check by the Rude Pundit directed at a disappointed segment of the left who swear that despite their preferred candidate saying it’s time to unite and make sure Truckfumpet never gets near the nuclear codes, there’s way, no how, they will vote for Hillary because … ??? (The language is not pretty):

You know who will get hurt by a Trump presidency? Every fucking group you think you’re defending with your purity. And don’t fucking get upset when we say that not voting or voting for Stein or Johnson is as good as voting for Trump. It’s as good as voting for Trump because Clinton is the only candidate who can beat him, and any vote not for her is a net gain for Trump, and that shit’ll matter in states like Pennsylvania, Ohio, and elsewhere. And, yeah, fuck you if you think that voting for Clinton to stop Trump ain’t enough of a reason. It is enough of a reason. It’s always been, in every election, enough of a reason. Sorry, sunshine, that’s the fuckery of democracy.

Fuck you for not knowing your history and not wanting to do everything you can to stop someone like Trump from ascending to the White House and appointing Supreme Court justices, which will fuck us all for the rest of our lives. You know who agrees with us and disagrees with you? Bernie Sanders. Elizabeth Warren. Michael Moore. President Obama. And a fuck-ton of liberal writers (and a shitload of conservative writers, but fuck them where they stand anyways).

Do you think we’re all just lying to you? Do you think people across the left are liars or shills, including the dude you worshipped all this time? Or maybe, just maybe, we are sounding a warning bell, telling you that this shit is real. A Trump presidency is realer in its consequences than a Clinton one, however bad you think a Clinton presidency might be. Fuck, the Washington Post took the really unusual step to say, “Yeah, fuck this. Trump is a psychopath. Stop him.” That’s unheard of.

Don’t damn us to be Cassandras. Don’t let us stand there in 2017 and forward and say, “Told you so.” Probably from our cells in the gulag.

Back in my youth (in 1980), I was one of the pure of heart, swearing,”by God, I’m voting for John Anderson because those puppets of the major party establishment need to be taken down a notch.”

The result: Eight years of Ronald Reagan and the validation of all that today’s GOP believes America should be. A place where those of a certain color or gender or sexual preference needed to shut up and stay in their place.

And then the next generation of the pure of heart came along in 2000, swearing, “by God, I’m voting for Ralph Nader, because those puppets of the major party establishment need to be taken down a notch.”

The result: Eight years of George W. Bush (the Dumber) and the total abdication of civil liberties and human rights for the introduction of a police state mentality that watches our every move and has a fetishistic obsession with torture as a way of dealing with people who were a genuine threat to our safety, but easy enough to nullify without waterboarding or other “enhanced interrogation techniques.” A situation brought about because Fuckhead the Dumber ignored every warning that a bunch of religious zealots were about to attack, even though the Democratic president before him warned that he should watch out because a bunch of religious zealots were about to attack.

I was wrong, and I’ve been trying to make up for that mistake ever since. The pure of heart of 2000 were wrong, and they haven’t begun to make up for that mistake.

This is 2016. Another mistake like that could be our last.