Quality journalism from the U.K.

Given that the U.K. Parliament has said that media baron Rupert Murdoch isn’t fit to run an international corporation, let alone run a newspaper, let’s take a look at what people who are fit to run a corporation are putting in British newspapers:

“It was hell, I can’t walk!” Man found
sobbing in street after 36-hour sex ordeal
with German nymphomaniac

The woman was arrested last month
after another exhausted lover escaped
onto a balcony and cried for help

C’mon, admit it. You really want to read this story, right? And that’s why people like Murdoch succeed in the newspaper business.