This is the Republican concept of compromise.
But there’s also this Republican compromise (via the Rude Pundit):
Sane Person: We need food. Can I use your car to go to the store?
Crazy Person: We do need food. However, you can use my car only if you punch yourself in the balls until you vomit.
Sane Person: That’s ridiculous. One thing has nothing to do with the other. How would that accomplish anything?
Crazy Person: It’s what I want.
Sane Person: Well, I guess we’ll just starve.
Crazy Person: Yes, but remember that if we starve, it will be your fault because you didn’t punch yourself in the balls until you vomit.
- John Boehner Will Not Compromise, But You Must Compromise (rudepundit.blogspot.com)
- Random Observations Regarding How Very Fucked We Are in Our Politics Right Now (rudepundit.blogspot.com)
- The Public Sure Doesn’t Seem to Be on the GOP’s Side (motherjones.com)
- No Compromise: House Democrats Kill GOP Proposal to Fund Veterans Services, National Parks Without Touching Obamacare (theblaze.com)