Wake the F— Up!: a bedtime story

And now, a political announcement from Samuel L. Jackson

Blogs on a train

It’s 7:30 a.m., and I’m on an Amtrak train heading north. I’m sure rail Internet connection has been around awhile, but it seems liks Samuel L. Jackson should be walking through this car saying, I’m sick of these motherf—— blogs on this motherf—— train.

In three hours, I’ll be on a plane heading west. That surely is Jackson territory. No snakes, please.