The GOP’s idea of compromise

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This is the Republican concept of compromise.

But there’s also this Republican compromise (via the Rude Pundit):

Sane Person: We need food. Can I use your car to go to the store?

Crazy Person: We do need food. However, you can use my car only if you punch yourself in the balls until you vomit.

Sane Person: That’s ridiculous. One thing has nothing to do with the other. How would that accomplish anything?

Crazy Person: It’s what I want.

Sane Person: Well, I guess we’ll just starve.

Crazy Person: Yes, but remember that if we starve, it will be your fault because you didn’t punch yourself in the balls until you vomit.

 

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