Guns don’t kill people. Ovens kill people.

Another one for the gun nut file:

An 18-year-old Florida woman was only slightly injured this week when she was shot by her friend’s oven, police said.

Aalaya Walker was visiting a friend in St. Petersburg Monday when they decided they wanted some late-night waffles, The Tampa Bay Times reported. So Walker began preheating the oven — unaware that her friend, JJ Sandy, 25, was storing a magazine from his .45-caliber Glock 21 in the oven.

The magazine exploded about 9 p.m. ET, spraying casing fragments at high speed and striking Walker.

She didn’t die, but had to go to the hospital for minor injuries. But I can’t figure out …

First: Why do you put a gun magazine in an oven? Does he like the feel of hot lead?

Second: Why do you preheat an oven to make waffles? Don’t you use a waffle iron or a toaster? Surely if you can afford a gun, you can afford an appliance.

Third: Why doesn’t she dump this clown? Sounds like he’d leave a stick of dynamite in a microwave.