The Zombie Apocalypse: It’s not impossible

So what are the chances of dead people rising out of their graves and craving human flesh?

None.

Then what are the chances of a virus getting loose and creating an army of people who mindlessly crave human flesh?

I better get my emergency kit ready for the Zombie Apocalypse.

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Debt zombies

The Rude Pundit refers to the debt ceiling debate as “That Time the GOP Destroyed the World’s Economy and Unleashed the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse.” Here’s his post on the world reaction to the clown show that will destroy us all.